i sent a smoke signal to see if we have any representatives in ashland...
agent SNIK:
Avoid the Oregon Redneck. They are vicious breed. Closely related to a lumberjack and distantly to a cowboy, these rednecks will call you 'faggot' quicker than you could say, "timber." Also beware the Ex-Hippie-Burnout-Conspiracy Theorist. These people have an endless supply of wit and counterintuitive logic that will keep you frustrated for hours. Just tell them you work for the government, and they will leave you alone posthaste.

agent nathan cutler:
Ashland- probably nothing i know that Merlin doesn't, and no people on my Ashland roster. Go for a hike. Avoid Medford. Visit Lithia Park. Drink some mineral water from the fountain below the theater.Gapetos has some good eats if it's still open- breaki mainly.

electric jaguar:
we'll be high on the lithium water by the time we are halfway into the park.