a dash of spice


the spice life

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SUPER what?
by kym
september 8. '04
zac and i went to go see a movie. we hit a pub first had a pitcher and ate some fries. i was fairly buzzed when we entered the theatre. i pulled the tickets out to give them to the biggest,darkest black man i have ever seen. he was wearing the regular movie theatre garb: black slacks and black polo with corporate logo on breast. here is what i noticed: some sort of bright blues sleeves of an undershirt sticking out at his neck and wrists (mind you it was reaalllly fucking hot). wierd, i thought as zac and i got into the refreshments line. as we waited in the most twilight zone fucking line ive EVER been in zac says: that guy has a superman suit on. i ask what guy and he points the the giant of a man who took our tickets. indeed, i noticed that under his polo shirt there were big giant fake ab muscles, the kind that you know for sure are built into a superhero suit. i wasn't convinced it was a superman suit, and we went into the movie laughing.

two hours later, as we left the theatre a little more sober and desensitized that we had been upon entering, the ticket man was at an arcade machine. his huge hands wrapped around a joystick and the red cape to his superman costume tied up around his neck, the emblem blaring his uniform shirt in a pile on the floor. it was so fucking incredible. i was like: man, i wish i had a goddamned superman suit i could wear under MY clothes when i had to do stupid things like go to work. it totally makes sense to secrete things away like that. im convinced it changes your outlook. i was packing a fake pistol (cap gun) whenever i put on an annie oakleyesqe outfit just because it made me feel like a secret badass and made my day better. likewise, for almost a month i was obsessed with having this arlo guthrie tape on my person at all times, either in my backpack or purse. that is a little harder to explain of course......

mr. soul finds himself
johnson
11/15/04

On Saturday night Lisa and I were trolling the streets of Shimokitazawa, an old, neighborhoody part of Tokyo known for its tiny bars & good music, when we caught glimpse of a small upstairs joint called Little Soul Cafe. We poked our heads in, and took up stools at the narrow counter and ordered a couple of beers... shocked at our find: a library of over 11,000 soul records. Not one cd. Nothing but vinyl, lovingly tended to and played by the 35-year-old owner/barman. Imagine a living room in which three walls are covered floor to ceiling with the emotions of soul musicians preserved on cardbord and twelve inch records, comfy seating for maybe 10-12, fine drinks poured by an expert hand. Here's an example of depth: I asked the curator if he might happen to have something by Bobbi Humphrey. In 30 seconds he pulled out 11 of her albums and asked, "What do you need to hear?"

Man, oh man.

One good turn deserves another and we happened to have some records on us, so we had ourselves a bit of a pillow fight, you dig. I lead him in with a track from Mark de Clive Lowe's new album Tide's Arising, and the ka-boofed him with Roy Ayers doing a cover of Lonnie Liston-Smith's Expansions. Feathers everywhere. Lisa hit him blindside with Bobby Womack's live version of California Dreaming. Thwack! But this guy rope-a-doped for a minute, then came at us with a series of body blows and sharp jabs to the head like it was a walk in the park. He KO'd us and then continued to beat us to a soft happy pulp for the next two or three hours.

Sweet Jesus, daddy got hisself a mistress.
-Jefe

james
2 days after the election '04
I just returned from Broward County Florida, where I spent 5 days shooting video of the effort to prevent voter disenfranchisement there. A tidal wave of motivated, caring, passionate activists crashed on South Florida this week. Canvassers, lawyers, media volunteers, local members of the community, international observers, desperate blue-staters like myself-- converging to defend the voting rights of poor people and possibly tip the scales of an antique electoral system. A beautiful expression of humanity. And a patriotism the founding fathers would have recognized.

Did we find and stop voter fraud? Yes. Did we meet voter intimidation and intimidate them back with our cameras? Yes, they ran like children. Did lawyers respond on behalf of a community that cannot afford lawyers, scrapping toe-to-toe with a republican legal machine? Yes, one vote at a time, tenaciously. Did a community rise beyond its resources to rally for representation? Yes, the mood was fever-pitch in Broward. Did it make a difference? No. Despite the unprecedented solidarity and effort-- which I can't imagine will ever be matched again-- ignorance and finance triumphed.

Did they try to steal votes? Yes. But DID they steal this election? In my observation, no. The reason they won was not because of ballot fraud, or because some brilliant conspirator rigged the touch-screen voting machines, or because Jeb Bush "delivered" a victory.

They won because Americans voted for them. Let's stop pretending that we live in the America dreamed of by intellectuals in 1776. We don't. We live in the America settled by religious wackos and land barons who wanted to use an exploited labor force to monopolize the natural resources of an entire continent.






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